WonKyu- Learning English and The World Blowing Up

I've paid Henry to make sure that Kyuhyun never learns English. 

I know, I know. It seems selfish right? But, before you judge, let me tell you that by doing this, I'm saving the world.

You see, if Kyuhyun learned English, he might start going on websites that are in English.

If he started going on websites that are in English, he might find a website called deviantart.com.

If he found a website called deviantart.com, he might go on it.

If he went on it, he could possibly find Super Junior fanfictions.

If he possibly found Super Junior fanfictions, he could find one about a pairing called "WonKyu".

If he found one about a pairing called "WonKyu" he could read the comments.

If he read the comments, he would find a user named "HolyWonBon" who commented on it saying how much they loved it.

If he found a user called "HolyWonBon" who commented on how much they loved it, then he could click on that user's name.

If be clicked on that user's name, he would be directed to that user's homepage.

If he was directed to that user's homepage, he could look at that user's gallery.

If he looked at that user's gallery, he would find that it was filled with "WonKyu" fanfictions.

If he found the "WonKyu" fanfictions, he could read them.

If he read them, he would read the Author's Note.

If he read the Author's Note, he would find that the author's name was Choi Siwon.

And then the world would blow up.

So, you see, I'm not being selfish at all by paying Henry to make sure Kyuhyun never learns English. 

I'm just trying to save the world.